Have you ever been caught between wanting to be a GO-GETTER and a WIMP? I did. Sometimes, like in my case, the heavens send a simple solution in the guise of a PAST-DEADLINE-SO-NO-CAN-DO. Case in point: I called the exam center to sign up for an exam that I wasn't very prepared for and they told me that the deadline has passed. Now I have to sit for it three months later. Isn't that absolutely sweet?
But why be content with one big exam? Make that two! So in March, I'll probably be sitting for my SAT too.. gah!
I wouldn't have to go through all this trouble hadn't it been for that one man.. The one man who's taken away 6 months from my life...
Everybody knows that once you do 'O' levels in French language, you're more than good enough to sit for the CEFP2. So right after my Cambridge ended, I walk through to the square ground-floor office in Alliance Francaise and there, sitting slick-haired and dandy was a man who is carefully arranging everything on his desk so that they're perpendicular to each other.
What category of people does he belong to? Com'on.. make a guess. Yes, that's right. The snooty little knit-pickers. So I sit in front of Mr. Knit Picker and carefully explain my situation, ending with the question that doesn't deserve a denial: Is it possible to give said exam this September? Mr. Knit Picker's watery eyes pause, confused. He then slowly and surely answers "no".

Ofcourse there's a reason why he's so careful. He must not move his head too much, lest it dislocates. He must not smile when he talks because his mouth is home to near-extinct white bats. And God only knows what mystery resides between the fingers of his hands.
Attached to his "no" was a memorised reason, just the way lawyers quote "Section So and So". Though a little fazed, I insist. I ask if I could talk to the Director, or his secretary? Mr. Knit Picker pronounces every word like they're made of glass. The Secretary is out in Paris, but in either ways, it's not possible. And when will he come? Not too soon. And Mr. Knit Picker doesn't know anything else except his memorised reason. He's a lost case. So when he talks, I explore possibilities. Can I check my reflection on his shiny nose? It sure is reflecting the ceiling light perfectly. But my musings end when he finishes. I walk off, leaving Mr. Knit Picker to his happy home on the squeaky-clean table with a white desk-phone to match his white ensemble.
Months later, I go to Alliance Francaise again and make my way straight to the office upstairs. I talk to the so-nice-he's-gay Secretary who instantly agrees to allow me to sit for the exam. I mean, why not? I'll pay for it, right? So it's upto me if I pass or not. I come downstairs to Mr. Knit Pickers's office and ask, "When's the exam? I'm sitting for it this December. Yes, ofcourse I've talked to Mr. Secretary." Just then, Mr Secretary calls on his white desk phone and Mr. Knit Picker knows who's won.
Victory is mine. Take that, sour-face! :p
In other news, last few days I stumbled upon several interesting blog sites which are too good to not be up here from 2006. Also I might add a new section about my friends and family. I've got an interesting bunch of weirdos and stereotypes to write about. But that's later, I mean in 2006. So with that, adios!
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