Don't link me
So I’m back. Relatively back. The last one month, lots of things did happen, naturally, and I’m neck-deep in reading up on my friends’ blogs and the regular reads that I’ve missed out. Upon checking my references, I found out that yours truly has been linked to a few places, few frequently-visited places. Now for all those who want the long version of my opinion, read the FAQ page to your right, please. And here’s the short version:
Don’t link me, you idiot! Get a life. Do something USEFUL instead of reading this. Really. How old are you? 80? 99? Believe you me! Your WHOLE life is basically waiting for you! Like, wailing and waiting for you. So please, close this window and stand for election, lie on the bed, gorge yourself on tropical fruits, smellllllll the air, chase bubbles, butterflies and very old ladies. Go! Life is short.
Don’t link me, you idiot! Get a life. Do something USEFUL instead of reading this. Really. How old are you? 80? 99? Believe you me! Your WHOLE life is basically waiting for you! Like, wailing and waiting for you. So please, close this window and stand for election, lie on the bed, gorge yourself on tropical fruits, smellllllll the air, chase bubbles, butterflies and very old ladies. Go! Life is short.
Labels: bummer, don't link me, nuts
2 Comments:
TRY and stop the forces of 'linkage'. muahahahahah!
hey is it ok that i refered ur site from my site? just the main url(as ur use of words seemed rather good to me). but im worried about ur rhetoric...and the FAQ is hilarious as well as threatening.
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