Saturday, June 24, 2006

9:55 AM

how to destroy the earth

The only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world, shall be me! And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule this world in which there is only one Mojo Jojo! I do this because I am bad, I am evil, I am Mojo Jojo. Mwah ha ha ha!!

I did some research.

No wonder Mojo Jojo has something wrong with his upstairs. It's stress. The speech disorder? The way he keeps repeating things until you go out of your mind? Yes, it's stress. Happens. According to one website, the Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So the first piece of advice for any would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

Here is a guide for those who do not want the earth to be there any more. I think whoever came up with this is a tiny genius. It's riveting.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous sHaHan said...

lolz... moupzy re... what would the internet be without u? some dull place to roam around in, i can assure u:p I'm LOVING it... keep updating... keep ROCKING.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous bdblogs said...

lolz.... nice said. !! amazing the way people think!

4:05 PM  
Blogger mahreen said...

hahaha.. thanks yea i will keep updating. and u keep checking up on me! thankkks re.

3:41 AM  

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