Wednesday, April 22, 2009

2:44 AM

Commentary

All I have to say is, Ah-HA! Who's the stalker NOW? Since you've visited this page, I already know you have come here, and I know that you know that I know you've come here. Do you realize how kind of me it was to ignore the very pertinent issue, when somewhere in March, the stalker called the stalkee, a ...wait for it... Stalker?? A pretty blogsome case of kettle calling the pot .... no no no, a patient treating a doctor. I mean really, you wrote, quite haughtily - I believe that's because you were getting a bit defensive there - that why don't I delete my blog, if all I do is hunt my readers down, which would scare my readers away? If you didn't want to be revealed, then you could have just chosen not to reply to my blog entry "Who are you?". The fact that I requested to know, "asked a question", therefore requested, --- is proof enough that I wasn't hunting any readers down. I simply saw a repeated visit to my blog, that stuck out like a sore thumb, and wanted to know - can't I be curious about something that was so *obviously* ODD? - and wanted to know who might the visitor be, again, I wanted to know, therefore I sent out a request to the unknown visitor, giving him or her the option to say "Nay". It was a request, and you *chose* to answer my request, for which I thank you, but then.. wow, the stalker who has been coming to my blog for hours at a time everyday for one month (until my birthday) writes, yes he writes, he condemns me to blog!, saying that I should be deleting my blog, because I erred, I violated, the Act of Stalker's Privacy.

Dear stalker, I would recommend you choose a different career since the first thing about stalking is to not reply to the stalkee when he or she asks "Is anyone following me?" I mean isn't that what I asked? I asked, "Who is watching me?" and you replied, "I am!" Do you see any violation of any rights here? Did I force you to answer me? Did I reveal you, put you in an impossible situation? No! I asked, you could have declined to answer, but you did anyway! My fault?!? You blew your cover, soldier!

Wouldn't life be boring if you could have stopped at that?

You decide that the only way you could make a graceful exit out of this is to call me what I called you, of all the things in the world. This is what people do when they get defensive - they lose their head a little bit - basic diplomatic error, the kind children make when they are in fights... really disappointing. So anyway, I mean you could have taken a stab at my writing skills, said that it was backdated, badly written, poor English, immaterial, uninteresting, bland, repetitive ---- any number of things. Because if you HAD criticized me on one of these grounds, it wouldn't have sounded THIS retarded. I mean, I would have understood that you were being defensive, but it would have disguised your secret a little better. But calling me a stalker??

Really?

Saying that I ........HUNT my readers *down*?

!!!

Hunt them down?? Really??! You resented being revealed. You thought, in the great scheme of the universe, I was violating the rule, that bloggers blog, and readers read, and while the bloggers reveal things about themselves on their blog to the Internet, readers may not. Alright, so you were saying that if I am going to be interested in who my readers are, who are interested in who I am, then this whole cycle stops, right, there. Doesn't it? I mean if all my blog does is serve as a URL on the internet, and if anyone steps on it, I ask "Halt! Who goes there?", what's the point? I understand, but it's my choice whether I want to write or not, since it's my blog afterall, and I am, infact, not feeling creative enough to write everyday. I forgot what made me write in the first place. And your saying that I shouldn't blog because I am not writing, and just asking who is coming to my blog, calling me a hunter of defenceless Stalkers, is an overreactive outburt, really it is! You could have simply asked me to write something already. I know you feel revealed and accused and many other things (although you revealed - okay *half* revealed - yourself), or you may be feeling frustrated/disappointed that I don't write, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't ask who is coming to my blog.

And yes you have been promoted to being a Stalker from a reader because an ordinary reader would not come to my blog everyday and spend hours on it - although, I would go back to school and brush up on my stalking skills if I were you.

2 Comments:

Blogger Meroon said...

Hey in 1821 at South Orleans they passed a Stalker's Act where it is clearly written - 'When in the 20th century computer's will be invented and people will start blogging in the 21st century, particularly in blogspot, a Stalker can visit a blog (why-you-scare)everyday and stay for as many hours as he (and yes it sed he not she cuz women's rights were still shaky back then) wishes and the authoer can't ask for his identity.' Ah hah, bite that... i mean beat that. I dont need to brush up on stalking rules, cuz i've quite brushing altogether. Man that reminds me i need to go to see my dentist,, the other day i cudn't swear on my teacher becuz of my tooth ache. Can u believe that he failed me cuz i didn't appear on his exam. Can u believe that SOB, that *beep *beeep *beeeeep. I need to see the dentist fast. Oh wait, where was i.. o yes. U. U violated the Stalker's Act. Oh wait a minute, I called myself a Stalker.. shit. I take that back, there was no act watsoever. O wait, that means u win.

Me - "But your honor, I am innocent. do not promote me."
Your Honor - "Prove your innocence.."
Me - "Ok, I swear I am honest."
Your Honor - "I have read enough. I have read the entire commentary and your last line. You win."
Me - "Victory at last."

Btw, Happy belated birthday. (and no the word belated did not expire yet. i am still eligible to wish you.. it will expire in few minutes tho.) n on my defense, i didn't forget to wish. money chilo.

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Blogger Meroon said...

btw, i just noticed... this is really spooky and it wasn't intentional... u made this post at 2.44 am... and look at when i just posted this comment. eeee

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